Stadium Design 101: Lesson One- DO put the beer garden right down at field level. Good times can be had by all!
Stadium Design 101: Lesson Two- DO NOT put the sports channel announcers next to the beer garden.
Sports Announcing 101: Lesson One- When heckled by drunks in the beer garden, DO NOT respond! DO NOT make witty comments during breaks between filming! DO NOT smirk at same drunks! This will in no way deter the drunks. If they do stop heckling, it's only to catch their breath for your next on-air. Also it might help not to have such a dorky haircut and fake tan. Just a suggestion.
Stadium Design 101: Lesson One- DO put the beer garden right down at field level. Good times can be had by all!
Stadium Design 101: Lesson Two- DO NOT put the sports channel announcers next to the beer garden.
Sports Announcing 101: Lesson One- When heckled by drunks in the beer garden, DO NOT respond! DO NOT make witty comments during breaks between filming! DO NOT smirk at same drunks! This will in no way deter the drunks. If they do stop heckling, it's only to catch their breath for your next on-air. Also it might help not to have such a dorky haircut and fake tan. Just a suggestion.
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So, let me understand...you actually *went* to a sporting event?
I may faint.
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